Welcome to Hubris

Episode 1: "Not Safe For Work"
Created by Team 1: Sprong John SilverDownload Audio
TranscriptIt was a simple job: Get in, kill the target, get out. And it would have been perfect if not for an unexpected bystander. Alexander's solution? Take the bystander with her.Content Warnings: Violence, gunfire, murder, kidnapping, and cursing.

Episode 2: "The Green Heart"
Created by Team 2: DAWk SideDownload Audio
TranscriptA skeptical lumbercutter is recruited by their local temple for a dangerous journey into the underworld and a mission to rescue the world from an aeons-long winter.Content Warnings: Mild cursing, extreme weather, body horror, and sounds of pain and screaming.

Episode 3: "The Dance Of The Seasons"
Created by Team 3: PromisesDownload Audio
TranscriptLeucojum and Thistle reminisce about their relationship and discuss their future together before the Spring Solstice forces them apart for another year.Content Warnings: Arguing, intense weather, and startling noises.

Episode 4: "Springs Eternal"
Created by Team 4: Hey You Yes You Over ThereDownload Audio
TranscriptTwo robots alone in the rubble of humanity; two AIs watching from above, and a healthy dose of 18th century poetry. In the future, hope ... well, you know. Content warnings for this episode are: discussions of death.

Episode 5: "Extreme Ornithology"
Created by Team 5: Wingin’ ItDownload Audio
TranscriptAfter falling asleep on a cruise ship, an American pigeon, Franklin, finds himself stranded in Melbourne, Australia. With the help of an eccentric ibis and a protective magpie, our young birb has one chance, maybe, to make it back home - youtuber and Extreme Ornithologist Jay Talon is heading home, and has a permit to take specimens back with him. But Franklin isn't the only bird with his eye on the prize…Content Warnings: Intoxication, birdnapping, and a bird attack.

Episode 6: "In The Heist"
Created by Team 6: Not A MusicalDownload Audio
TranscriptFour plucky thieves risk maim and mayhem as they attempt a high-stakes robbery in this not-so-musical adventure: In the Heist.Content Warnings: Mild cursing.

Episode 7: "Spring Will Bloom"
Created by Team 7: Igor Stravinsky Defense FundDownload Audio
TranscriptWhen you awake, two gentle voices welcome you. Remember to breathe —and Spring will bloom.Content Warnings: Death, violence, tension, orders, rites, sacrifice, and mentions of weapons and blood.

Episode 8: "Keepers of Spring"
Created by Team 8: Heart FullDownload Audio
TranscriptThe three spirits of spring are responsible for setting up the new season. However, they'll have to set aside their bickering if they'll want to bring forth the beauty of Nature.Content Warnings: Mild family conflict.

Episode 9: "Rebirth"
Created by Team 9: [Redacted]Download Audio
TranscriptIn the depths of the Underworld, there is, sometimes, a door… For most people, dying is the end of the line. But for one curious soul, it's the start of a much wilder journey- one that puts them on a direct collision path with a garden of eternal spring and the enchanting guardian inside of it.Content Warnings: Mentions of death, afterlife, fantasy-typical magical agreement logic, as well as depictions of plant imagery horror and body horror.

Episode 10: "I Hope I Don't Burn It All Down"
Created by Team 10: TenderheartedDownload Audio
TranscriptIt’s time for the new Spring to take over from Winter. But she’s having some doubts about her ability to usher in the new season. With some help from Summer and Autumn, will she be able to make the flowers grow without, well, burning it all down.Content Warnings: Brief mentions of fire, brief depiction of near-drowning.

Episode 1: "Hope on the Horizon"
Created by Team 1: Think TankDownload Audio
TranscriptMiles above the Earth, an astronaut faces a life-or-death repair. Safe on the ground down below, an amateur ham radio operator struggles to stay awake for an extra-special aurora. Among solar storms and accidental connections, a little perspective might be just what they need.Content Warnings: Allusion to death, a radiation storm, and extreme space weather.

Episode 2: "Exit, Pursued by a Ghost"
Created by Team 2: The Audrey 2sDownload Audio
TranscriptAn understudy is tasked with learning the lead role overnight before making their big debut. The trouble is, that’s a bit difficult to do when the theatre is distractingly haunted...will the ghosts help or hinder their attempts to get off-book?Content Warnings: Some swearing and sword fighting sounds.

Episode 3: "Just Wait for Dawn"
Created by Team 3: Hey YouDownload Audio
TranscriptSometimes you think you're alone in the building, working all night, facing a deadline come morning. And then sometimes, the deadline is... surprisingly literal. Four unlikely companions face uncertainty together while the world falls apart around them in the last few minutes before dawn. Not for the faint of heart.Content Warnings: Sirens, screams, explosions, depictions of violence and gore, and themes of horror. This episode is designed to be listened to on headphones or stereo speakers.

Episode 4: "Mirror, Mirror"
Created by Team 4: Wizards At PodcastingDownload Audio
TranscriptEvery adventurer knows that Eliana is the artificer to see about all your broken magical equipment. But when a brash and foolish customer barges into her shop with a talking mirror on the fritz, what she thinks will be a simple repair job becomes something else entirely. There's much more to this chattering artifact than meets the eye.

Episode 5: "Idle Eternity"
Created by Team 5: DeltaDownload Audio
TranscriptA found family of five vampires (and their vampire pup) pull an all-day-er on their family vacation to visit all the best tourist traps in Paris.

Episode 6: "Twisted Wishes"
Created by Team 6: NothingRhymesWithPurpleDownload Audio
TranscriptAt the stroke of midnight two friends will try and summon a spirit to grant their wish, but nothing is ever that easy...Content Warnings: References to Witchcraft and the occult, strong language, discussion of near death experiences, memory loss.